The castle of aaaaaargh ou l'article inutile
Monks:
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
[bonk!]
King Arthur :
[about the inscription on the rock] What does it say, Brother Maynard?
Brother Maynard : It
reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who
is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of
Aaauuuggghhh... ”
King Arthur :
What?
Brother Maynard : "The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"
Sir Bedevere : What is that?
Brother Maynard : He must have died while carving it.
King Arthur :Oh come on!
Brother Maynard :
Well, that's what it says.
King Arthur : Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it.
Sir Galahad : Maybe he was dictating it. King Arthur :Oh shut up!
Sir Robin : Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard :
No, just "Aaaaauuuugggghhh".
Et sinon, j'écoute "Boom bomm" de ce cher John Lee Hooker, qui a oublié d'être manchot